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    From Postguru to All on Wednesday, May 06, 2026 22:55:39
    Have you guys ever had to fart, and it was a really hot far. Then, you notice it cools off really fast. Then your cheecks start sliding backwards and forwards, with little resistence. Do you waddle to the bathroom, and throw your underwear away, or do you trie to wash them? Did you just clean up the best you could, or did you get in the shower?

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  • From Morningstarr to Postguru on Wednesday, May 06, 2026 23:18:44
    Re: Farts
    By: Postguru to All on Wed May 06 2026 10:55 pm

    Have you guys ever had to fart, and it was a really hot far. Then, you notice it cools off really fast. Then your cheecks start sliding backwards and forwards, with little resistence. Do you waddle to the bathroom, and throw your underwear away, or do you trie to wash them? Did you just clean up the best you could, or did you get in the shower?

    HAHAHAH! Yes sir, I have and you know what I did? I waddled to the bathroom and through my undies away jumped in the shower. Now what if you did in a public place, or at work? Do you take your undies off and toss them in the trash, clean up the best you can, or toss the undies, and go home to take a shower?



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